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House of Nails

A Memoir of Life on the Edge

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""Tough, straight, upsetting, and strangely beautiful. One of the best sports autobiographies I've ever read. It comes from the heart."" —Stephen King

Eclipsing the traditional sports memoir, House of Nails, by former world champion, multimillionaire entrepreneur, and imprisoned felon Lenny Dykstra, spins a tragicomic tale of Shakespearean proportions — a relentlessly entertaining American epic that careens between the heights and the abyss.

Nicknamed ""Nails"" for his hustle and grit, Lenny approached the game of baseball — and life — with mythic intensity. During his decade in the majors as a center fielder for the legendary 1980s Mets and the 1990s Phillies, he was named to three All-Star teams and played in two of the most memorable World Series of the modern era. An overachiever known for his clutch hits, high on-base percentage, and aggressive defense, Lenny was later identified by his former minor-league roommate Billy Beane as the prototypical ""Moneyball"" player in Michael Lewis's bestseller. Tobacco-stained, steroid-powered, and booze-and-drug-fueled, Nails also defined a notorious era of excess in baseball.

Then came a second act no novelist could plausibly conjure: After retiring, Dykstra became a celebrated business mogul and investment guru. Touted as ""one of the great ones"" by CNBC's Jim Cramer, he became ""baseball's most improbable post-career success story"" (The New Yorker), purchasing a $17.5-million mansion and traveling the world by private jet. But when the economy imploded in 2008, Lenny lost everything. Then the feds moved in: convicted of bankruptcy fraud (unjustly, he contends), Lenny served two and a half harrowing years in prison, where he was the victim of a savage beating by prison guards that knocked out his front teeth.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart, channeling the bewildered fascination of many observers, declared that Lenny's outrageous rise and spectacular fall was ""the greatest story that I have ever seen in my lifetime.""

Now, for the first time, Lenny tells all about his tumultuous career, from battling through crippling pain to steroid use and drug addiction, to a life of indulgence and excess, then, an epic plunge and the long road back to redemption. Was Lenny's hard-charging, risk-it-all nature responsible for his success in baseball and business and his precipitous fall from grace? What lessons, if any, has he learned now that he has had time to think and reflect?

Hilarious, unflinchingly honest, and irresistibly readable, House of Nails makes no apologies and leaves nothing left unsaid.

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      A former professional baseball player details how his go-for-broke attitude on the baseball diamond continued after his retirement and eventually ruined him.Most Major League Baseball fans remember Dykstra (Nails: The Inside Story of an Amazin' Season, 1987), a star for the Mets and Phillies in the 1980s and '90s, as a hardworking, relentless, often reckless player, cheeks bursting with tobacco and mouth constantly spitting profanity. His recaps of his playoff and World Series games will rekindle memories for baseball enthusiasts and entertain nonfans, but the author makes explosive accusations about and assessments of his teammates and managers. He says the Mets' "overrated and underachieving" manager Davey Johnson made ruinous decisions during their 1988 playoff run because "he and Jack (as in Daniels) had become close personal friends." Also, starting pitcher Ron Darling was "living proof that you could have a successful career without much stuff." Lazy and cliched language make this a quick, mostly uninspiring, read, but tales of the author's outsized lifestyle are mind-boggling. On team road trips, he was living an absolute "life of luxury, like the top 1 percent," a life that included plenty of alcohol, drugs, and women. He often reserved entire floors of high-end hotels, including the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills. After he retired, he continued the "jet-set" lifestyle, purchasing a Gulfstream jet and enjoying extravagant trips to European resorts while telling his wife he was checking into various rehab facilities. As he piles on the excesses and drops dozens of names, he admits, "my ego was as big as my bank account." Ultimately, in 2012, his unsustainable standard of living, combined with disastrous personal investments and shady business deals, led to a sentence of three years in federal prison (he served just under seven months). Dykstra makes no apologies, offering "the real truth," but readers' opinions of him will be harsh. COPYRIGHT(1) Kirkus Reviews, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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